Human life is replete with moments of amusement, yet since humor is a distinctly human concept, these moments are often connected to human behavior or utterances. Oftentimes, amusing remarks are made unintentionally by someone else. In essence, following are a few instances of exceedingly entertaining dialogues that people encounter while carrying out their everyday routines.
Well, Maybe He Can
Many individuals suggest focusing on the positives in life, though it may prove challenging to identify a bright side in certain circumstances. For instance, it can be quite daunting to discover a positive aspect of a situation involving diarrhea. However, it appears that this individual thought differently.
It’s possible to find a positive aspect in almost anything with a strong belief, even in the case of terrible physical conditions, although it may seem strange. However, the discussion about it is still amusing.
They’re Just That Advanced
While it may seem harsh to admit, some of the most humorous discussions one can eavesdrop on stem from individuals’ ignorance. It is amusing to listen to someone expose their lack of knowledge regarding a seemingly basic topic.
The medications that are taken at night do not have the ability to sense whether it’s nighttime or not. Their effectiveness is dependent on taking them at the appropriate time to ensure their impact during the night. It’s a simple process despite how it may appear.
Is That How it Is?
Statements made by people who lack knowledge can be extremely amusing. For example, there is someone who seems to think that the human body is incapable of absorbing vitamins during the night, which is quite ridiculous.
We are uncertain as to the reasoning behind his statement, but that is what he expressed. Nevertheless, it is certainly amusing to have listened to, and we are intrigued about the circumstances surrounding the discussion.
We Feel That Sentiment
The idea of encountering unfamiliar individuals is commonly portrayed in a positive light, however, it appears that the majority of individuals view it as more of a nuisance than a benefit. This is because it can be challenging and demanding to socialize with new people.
It’s a fact that maintaining relationships with the people one already knows requires significant effort. Therefore, it’s understandable if some people find the idea of meeting new people to be too much of a burden.
The Ultimate Deal-Breaker
There are numerous grounds to regard a partner as unsuitable for you, but some of them are amusing. For instance, this individual seems to hold the view that the kind of phone a potential partner uses is a decisive factor in ending a relationship.
I can comprehend the problem of not being able to charge your phone at your partner’s place, but it would be a good idea to bring your own charger. This would undeniably solve the problem in the easiest way.
How You Really Feel
Waitstaff are required to put on a facade of liking the customers they serve, although in line with other individuals in customer service, many of them are adept at deceiving. Consequently, you may unintentionally overhear a humorous comment such as the one aforementioned, as they assume you are not paying attention.
It’s not being implied that all waiters dislike their customers in secret. However, it is possible that some of them are more dissatisfied than they show. Serving customers can be a demanding job.
Some Things Can’t Be Forgiven
As a child, you may have amusing and insignificant causes for excluding someone from your circle. Although these reasons may seem trivial to adults, they are important to the mind of a child. For instance, stealing a Fruit Roll-Up could be a serious matter.
Therefore, it is logical to think that the thief is no longer a member of this girl’s group. No one would rely on a person who dares to take someone’s snacks in that manner, especially not a young girl.
At Least He Tried
Owning a radio scanner offers an opportunity to listen in on various peculiar conversations taking place through the radio. The content of such conversations can be unpredictable and amusing such as an account of an individual’s attempt to settle their bill with a library card.
After reaching a certain stage, it’s not fair to fault a man for being unable to differentiate between the types of cards he possesses or lacks. It’s quite simple to mix them up. Perhaps his library card was nearly identical to his credit card?
No Imagination Possible There
Throughout human history, books have served as a way for individuals to explore fascinating stories and worlds, inspiring people’s imaginations for thousands of years. As a result, it is comical to hear someone assert that children cannot develop their imagination by reading books.
We find it mildly amusing in a pitiable sense that causes a shake of the head. It’s certainly a bit nonsensical to hear in its current form. Certain individuals are unaware of how foolish they sound while verbalizing such statements.
What it’s Like to Be an Adult
Some individuals believe that adulthood is all about hosting extravagant parties, but the truth is that it’s actually the phase where one begins to enjoy doing rather ordinary things. As you grow older, activities such as solving crossword puzzles and visiting Target become more enjoyable.
It’s kind of hilarious in its own messed up way — it’s a little depressing that such things become seemingly desirable once you hit a certain age, but that’s just how it is. Being an adult means loving the chance to relax above all else!
A Valid Concern
Hearing aids are electronic devices, and as we all know, it’s usually not a good idea for electronics to come into contact with water. That said, we’re fairly certain you wouldn’t be in danger of being electrocuted from a hearing aid in the pool.
That hearing aid would most certainly be ruined, though, so it’s still not a great idea to go jumping in the pool with one if you think about it. Best to just play it safe!
What the Dog Can Do
Do you remember Air Bud? Well, if you do, this conversation about a Golden Retriever going on a walk might strike you as pretty hilarious. It’s really just some guys talking about how great their dog is, but that’s cute.
They definitely sound like they are a little too amazed by their furry friend, however. That said, there’s no denying that any good dog can play the heart of its owner and friend.
The Logic of a Child
The logic of a child can often be hilarious if you manage to overhear them, especially if there are multiple children talking to each other. They tend to say some pretty strange things, usually rooted in their lack of understanding of the real world.
These kids were clearly quite confused about how going to jail and what not works, but at least they got the right idea — killing people is bad, and you shouldn’t do it.
The Sad Truth of Fashion
This is a hilarious take, but only in the sense that it’s so bad, it’s almost funny to think that some people really believe it. It’s true that women are expected to suffer for fashion in many circumstances. Why can’t they just be allowed to be comfortable?
At the very least, they should definitely be allowed to wear comfortable shoes on their way to work, especially if they intend to switch out with less comfortable shoes once they get there.
The Easier Option
While the idea of getting a bunch of money from suing someone sounds nice, the truth is that the process of suing is super tedious and often takes a very long time. Clearly, someone was aware of this in this hilarious conversation, hence why they recommended an easier alternative.
That said, we don’t recommend that you slash the tires of those who tick you off. That’s a great way to get in a load of trouble yourself, and nobody wants that.
She’s Not Wrong
When kids ask questions, adults usually tend to answer them in a not entirely truthful manner, generally in an attempt to keep them innocent or naïve or something. But usually, it’s much more hilarious to simply tell the truth.
Eagles are, after all, not very nice creatures. In fact, we’d argue that most birds aren’t very nice or friendly in any way that would be traditionally considered. And if they could get their talons on one, they would probably eat kittens.
If you were to ask someone if they had once thought the name “Uranus” was hilarious and they said no, chances are that they’re lying to you. It’s just one of those things that’s considered funny by most people when they’re young.
Of course, overhearing someone laugh about it in the comfort of their own solitude is a little weird, there’s no denying that. But hey, as long as this girl was enjoying herself.
Sour Patch Kids, Hopefully
Kids say the craziest things, some of which sound very alarming if you consider them from the mind of an adult. But they are pretty hilarious if you get what was meant. Take this kid, for instance — his desire to eat sour humans is alarming on the surface.
But, do keep in mind that there are sour candies shaped like humans out there, and that was probably what this kid meant. Well, we sure hope it’s what he meant, at any rate. It would be pretty scary to imagine otherwise.
Take Your Soul Somewhere Else
Most employees are expected to treat customers like they’re always right, but sometimes, they actually have to adhere to a rule and not make any concessions. At least they can make it a hilarious encounter if they try hard enough.
This musician may feel offended on behalf of his soul, but rules are rules. He’ll just have to leave that piece of his soul elsewhere for the time being. Why would he want to bring a guitar case into an amusement park anyway?
Go Back to School
Stupidity often gets more laughs than anything else. That’s just how it is. Overhearing stupidity can be hilarious, though also a little troubling. After all, knowing the low intelligence of your peers can make you worry about just what kind of society you live in.
That said, you may as well get a laugh out of the irony that is this conversation. Clearly, these two are not nearly as enlightened as they think they are.
Well, Should He?
In an age of typing and screens, most people think of writing in regards to a computer. That said, most people also realize that some features of writing on a computer don’t translate to pen and paper. You would never say that you’re writing in “caps lock.”
It may be hilarious, but at the same time, it’s especially grating for anyone who’s a writing enthusiast. It almost hurts to even read, but some people can’t help being ignorant. Not everyone knows everything!
You Gotta Leave, Bro
Casino security has to put up with a lot of crap. People who tend to go to casinos tend to have something about them that can create headaches for security, so it stands to reason that stuff like this happens way more frequently than one would like.
Public urination is nothing to be amused by, but the frank and casual way this security guard talked about it was pretty hilarious, if you ask us. It makes it sound like he’s had to put up with these kinds of things before.
Are Those Transferrable Skills?
We’d like to know what was being discussed when this statement was overheard. Why was a hula hoop being connected to skinning a deer? How could anyone connect those two dots and believe it makes sense? It’s truly wild, don’t you think?
Whatever this conversation was, it didn’t make a whole lot of sense. Needless to say, skinning a deer isn’t something that will grant you any skill in using a hula hoop. At least, we’re fairly certain of that, but we aren’t experts in either craft, so who knows?
Pray for the Future
While this is hilarious, we’re willing to give the teenagers being talked about here some slack. After all, this pedestrian crossing sign is one of the few that’s shortened in such a manner, and it’s not immediately obvious what it means unless you stop to think about it.
And besides, at least these teenagers were informed enough to know that Chinese is one of the languages that makes frequent use of the letter ‘X’ — they could have been even further off the mark than they were, so we should cut them a little bit of slack.
You Are, Queen
In the old days, kids just had to speak to their imaginary friend if they were feeling lonely. Now, they can talk to Siri if they really need to hear another voice. And with Siri, they can ask pretty much anything they want.
Being kids, chances are they will ask something pretty hilarious. We’re not sure if this little girl just finished watching Snow White or if she just thinks highly of herself, but this is adorable either way. It’s good for children to have an imaginary friend they can talk to.
The Magical Throne
Speaking of kids and the crazy things they say, here’s another example of just how excited they can get over the simplest of things. Then again, getting excited over the chance to go to the bathroom is something even adults still do, isn’t it?
Heck, many adults actually refer to a toilet as the throne, so maybe this is just something that is true for all humans, not just young children. We just like being able to relieve ourselves, and we can’t blame anyone for feeling that way.
This guy seems to have quite the ego, given that he’d assume someone doing their job well means they “want” him. Since when is a smiley face an explicit invitation? It’s certainly a funny remark to overhear but we do think it says something about our culture.
Maybe someone needs to gently put this guy in his place and explain some facts to him. But not too gently, because then he’d think they want him.
Jokes Old as Time
Telling a joke about how men and women are never happy if they are actually married is a classic. Seriously, it comes up almost every time marriage does, especially when an older person is talking about it — maybe it’s just a classic joke.
The comment is funny, but it’s also a little troubling. How many people ended up in lackluster relationships, so much so that they felt the need to make jokes such as this? Is married life really that bad for them? If so, maybe they shouldn’t have gotten married in the first place.
But Why Not, Dad?
Who didn’t ride in a shopping cart when they were younger? It was given that you pretty much had to. It was fun and made boring trips to the store much more entertaining. That said, many a parent probably got exasperated with kids who did this.
But, why stop them from having fun? Let them engage in their idea of super awesome space travel while you shop for milk. It’s the least you could do after dragging them to such a stuffy place. Kids need to let their creative juices out.
Then What Are We Here For?
There are some places you go to just in order to have fun. Disneyland is one of those places — but, according to this parent, fun is actually the last thing they are supposed to be having at such a place. Hilarious, and confusing.
Are they corporate spies for rival theme parks? If they aren’t there to have fun, then what are they there to do? It’s a mystery we would really like the answer to. Maybe they are there to take pictures or exercise? Maybe it was just the dad that didn’t want to have fun.
Are You Getting All of This?
Children may be less mature than adults most of the time, but in some ways, they still take things more seriously than we do, especially if it’s something that frightens them. It’s hilarious to think that a kid is more worried about flight safety than his father is.
But hey, when you hear about all of the bad things that could happen while you’re on an airplane, maybe we should all be a little more serious about those instructions? You would need them if something really did go wrong!
Not Our Guy
You probably wouldn’t want to laugh if you got pulled over by the police, but you may not be able to help yourself if he ended up saying something like this into his radio. It’s not exactly something you’d expect a cop to say with a straight face.
It leaves many questions unanswered, however. What exactly was going on? Why were they pursuing someone who didn’t have pants? We would like to hear this entire story! What did the man without pants do, and why? Why is he the target of a manhunt?
Darn it, Janet
Do you know someone who’s always making things unnecessarily complicated? Someone who feels the need to make changes to things at the worst of times? That’s Janet, apparently. She’s just the type of person to make things complicated for everyone at this gas station.
Why does she organize the candy by color when she works? Who can say? It’s probably OCD or something like that. Maybe this gas station should just let her do her thing? Will it really make candy harder to find? It might even be easier to find what you’re looking for when it is color-coordinated!
You can often hear many hilarious things at Starbucks — but this one, in particular, is just a little confusing, is all. What about this person’s foam was so amazing that they had to offer special thanks? Was it flawless foam?
Either way, sitting around in Starbucks long enough guarantees that you will eventually hear something that makes you laugh. Then again, maybe that’s true of any location you can loiter at? You could probably do it at the mall as well.
That it Is, Sir
You may have heard the phrase “dog eat dog world” but you probably haven’t heard anything along the lines of “pigeon eat pigeon world.” But honestly, the second is more true than the first. Pigeons can get pretty feisty.
Still, they aren’t as bad as gulls by a longshot. Those things will literally eat their own kind if the mood strikes them, among many other things. Really, it’s just a bird eat bird world. You can’t trust birds, they fear no man.
Have You Heard of That Show?
When something is just on the tip of your tongue but you can’t really remember it, it’s possible for you to accidentally say something close to what you meant, but not what you actually meant. It just happens sometimes, and it’s usually hilarious.
In case you were wondering, the show being described here is M.A.S.H., not Smash. But hey, we can see why someone might get confused between the two. M.A.S.H. is pretty old by now and if you only remember it in passing, it could be confusing.
No, it Probably Isn’t
You hear many strange things when you are on the elevator with strangers. But you don’t often hear someone asking whether or not it is important for a toaster to have consciousness. As far as we’re concerned, it’s not that important.
Unless, of course, you wanted a toaster that could perfectly make your toast every single time without fail — but then you have to worry about an AI revolt as well, and that’s not worth it. Let’s just keep our toasters the way they are.
Yes, That’s the Only Difference
If you were ever curious about the difference between a hamburger and a cheeseburger, a simple conversation like this one would probably ensure that you discover that difference. Yes, it really is that simple.
Turns out that the addition of cheese can change the entire identity of a food item. As to why someone was confused on this in the first place, we have no idea. Some conversations are just weird like that.
Only When I Don’t Know
For those of you who eat bananas, we believe this is a serious conversation that you should have with your kin. How do you eat the banana? With or without the stringy parts? Are you a person of culture or a savage?
Either way, there’s no denying that silly conversations like this one are bound to come up when you’re on the bus to school. What else do you have to do with your friends when in that situation, after all? That, and students talk about some crazy things.
Well, He Said It
If the stage director that’s in charge of the play says something unusual, you can doubt him on the inside, but you aren’t supposed to say anything to oppose him. But, this comment about baritones is a little odd, isn’t it?
We suppose that as far as plays are concerned, it’s important for an actor to both look and sound the part, but you would still think the voice of a baritone is the most important thing, wouldn’t you? Without that they wouldn’t be baritone, would they?
Musing About the Clouds
OK, so maybe this isn’t hilarious so much as it is introspective. After all, it’s just someone musing about the clouds. But it was probably funny for someone to overhear from a stranger while they were going about their business.
Just so you know, a cloud wouldn’t be soft. It may look like cotton, but since it’s just a bunch of moisture, it wouldn’t be like resting on a pillow. That’s a little disappointing, but the reality is what it is. Science ruins some things, we suppose.
We Totes Are
We would like to know where this individual physically was when they overheard this odd exchange about a meeting regarding selfies. After all, there aren’t too many places where that series of words would be said.
Was it a serious meeting? Did these people work for Instagram or something? Otherwise, we can’t understand the nature of this conversation, though it was probably hilarious to overhear it out of context. Everything is funnier out of context.
That Pug Is a Survivor
There are a lot of people who probably wish they could be rescued from North Korea, but it’s pretty hard to do that, so you might just have to settle for rescuing a dog. Then again, we’re curious to know more about this dog saved from North Korea.
Did it really come from North Korea or is this person just confused? And if it did come from North Korea, it sounds like there’s a great story there that needs to be told, and we would most certainly like to hear it. Someone, please explain what’s happening here!
A True Commitment
Most people bet things they don’t actually care that much about when they make any sort of bet in regular conversation. But obviously, anyone who is willing to bet a honey ham is pretty serious about things. No one would be frivolous with that.
The worst part about this list is the fact that neither you nor we will ever know the full context of all of these crazy conversations. That’s kind of annoying, isn’t it? We really want to know more about what’s happening with all of these!
What Did You Say?
OK, so maybe the overheard conversation in this post isn’t hilarious, but it’s a funny situation objectively. Imagine hearing something like this on the other side of your door. Why was this old man’s audiobook so loud in the first place? Was he not wearing headphones?
One way or another, this is a situation that probably doesn’t happen too often, and it makes the whole thing pretty funny. Whatever book this old man was listening to must have been immensely gripping!
Similar in Many Ways
Tai Chi is a martial art that is normally regarded as something for the elderly to participate in. Of course, that doesn’t mean that you can’t participate in Tai Chi if you’re young, but usually, something else is afoot.
That said, we’re not sure that moving around in such a fashion would help you get a better WiFi signal. But, if you’re desperate enough to try, someone could misconstrue your movements as Tai Chi.
Still Holding a Grudge
This wife is most certainly epic, as it seems she’ll never let go of this grudge! To be fair, we can totally see how it’s frustrating for the husband, given that it happened so long ago.
Seeing as how this couple is still going strong 40 years later, it’s obvious that the argument wasn’t a dealbreaker. At this point, it’s more of a joke that the wife keeps bringing it up. Hey, everyone needs a hobby!